REASON #1
2 for 1?
REASON #2
Don’t give him this life changing experience!
REASON #3
You said filmmaker?
(He might be a skilled filmmaker, he might be an expert of lifestyle filmmaking and discovering region’s food specialties and drinks… But you know what? He doesn’t even know how to cook well!)
REASON #4
Wine expert?
(Ok, yeah… He’s been around Australia trying out wine… So what??? The first wine he’s tasting there is made by a kiwi!)
REASON #5
Bar hunter?
(He might knows a lot about bars and restaurants in Australia, after working for australia’s best restaurants.com referencing over 30 of them across the nation… The fact that he’s abandoning me, his own creation, shows that he has no taste… A shame for a future ”taste master”…
REASON #6
TV show host?
He’s been around the world to investigate on the beverage culture, but he’s only travelled in 45 countries, which makes it less than 50% of the month!
REASON #7
Rolling, Action?
When he’s not in the ”Surfin’ Steven” character, he can’t act!